nothing is coming up milhouse today
ugh we went to barnes and noble after being terribly bored, after the kids f-i-n-a-l-l-y picked out books, and we got the movie we went for we were headed to check out line when max declares he is going to throw up. after shoving my books on an employee, sking for directions hustling two kids up an escalator, [ushing my way to the back of the stor egetting all three of us in the handicap stall, trying to mentally prepare myself for any sort of puke related mishap, max declares he'll just wait until he goes home! ahh yeah it doesnt work like that does it?!?
did i mention at some point we passed a water fountain and audrey is kicking screaming and pointing to her mouth grunting that she NEEDS a drink of water :P
yeah and ahh i need to crawl into a ball and cry or die which ever comes first

so we head down i find the poor employee & aplogize, pay and get out, the whole way home even after a talking to about proper behavior the kids continue to fight over toys in the car.
i cant believe i still have to do dinbner and pajamas*
not like in the legal sense more in the marathon of patience way of speaking

before i had kids i had three big child raising fears : toilet training, vomiting, explaining menstration
today i dealt with two audrey went out in just underwear and i think this was the 1st 'im gonna throw up' in public scare, i have no idea how likely it ever was
ugh all this vomit talk and now i gotta figur eout dinner