for cynthia:
hey im not sure where you are btw college & home but as i was cleaning out my medicine cabinet of migraine relief samples this came to mind:

ZO-mig, IM-a-TREX, RELApex, how i relish you, the way you melt away MY PAIN as you melt in MY MOUTH, my day i regain!
FROVA no more, ULTRACET no more - now only time for fast acting triptophans

pssst if you arent cynthia and you wonder WTH its supposed to sound like maya angelou