i cant get to sleep and they say confession is good for the soul .. .so maybe this will help

A) I'm sorry for crank calling cynthia over the weekend and saying "take a rock, eat a rock" , i was just trying to include you in the punchdrunk mayhem of my saturday and not thinking about how these messages would be percieved by you

B) I'm sorry for snapping at Veronica, i didnt know you were following the saga of the dumpster, or cared about my weekend whereabouts

C) i havent showered since friday and im choking on my own stink