RANDOM THOUGHTS AFTER SPENDING 6 DAYS WITH FAMILY

we hold these truths to be self evident:
i will always be the slowest eater in the family
i burp the most (& loudest)
i will always be the tallest
i'm the only one who likes santino and does not find goerge clooney attrative
we all have big hips

up for debate:
which is stronger: our sense of humor or our sense of creativity.