ok i think i have the wording down for audrey's birthday invitations:


audrey is turning 3
you are invited to help us celebrate

dont bring a present
we dont need more toys, and she doesnt wear clothes

there will be no games since i am too lazy

you WILL eat a peice of cake
i dont want to hear any BS about diets,
or that your kid is allergic to glutten

thanks for coming!

ps- if you have a latex allergy you might as well stay away since she wants ballons