no, seriously i really dreamt this!

i dreamt i stole a piece of the 'state of the union' address. it was just a little scrap of paper that said " 'sate of the union' by george bush". secret service knew i stole it and i had to hide out, and i wasnt able to go home. so i hid the piece of paper in a book and hid the book in my backpack and left the next day!