oh good lord! i went out to my garage to put away a box of easter stuff, and there was a huge snake !!!!!! aww man im so scared/freaked out. i looked down and thought it was a deflated bicycle tire thats how wide it is. maybe about 5-6 feet long, black, it was winding itself around the tires of my baby's stroller. i so have the shakes! so i almost droped my box. but i ran inside and did what every girl would do, i called my daddy. he said to call crittter control. i had to leave a message. so here i am waiting, waiting, waiting ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
dude now i cant go out this afternoon, everything on the floor in my periforal vision looks like a snake now.
i did try to go back out and take another look but i was too scared now the door is standing open.

in the immortal words of indiana jones "i hate snakes!"